Chances are, your Valentine’s Day was a bust. And not in a good way

Twas the night before finals, and the campus all through, Every student was weeping, that’s right, even you. The studying days were...

There is an eternal flame that burns below every home. Like any fire, it can grow out of control. It can spread through your home and...

Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when kids eat too much candy, when teens throw toilet paper and eggs at homes, and when I...

… … … Sorry, about that I was muted. Speaking of Zoom, the actual term “zoom” angers me. Zoom used to be an expression for something that...

Wondering what you should be doing with all your time?

G*d, I love February 15 when the chocolates are over 50% off and my Tinder match rate skyrockets, finally making me feel like I’m kinda...

Above: What the sad excuse for sex education that is public school health class taught me that intercourse is. It’s already February and...

The 2010s are finally coming to a close. We’ve all gone through so much this decade: two presidential elections, seven Kanye albums, the...

Recently, a new phenomenon has been sweeping the globe–or, should I say, non-globe. Flat Earth Theory has grown from a few idiots posting...