February 29, 2020

G*d, I love February 15 when the chocolates are over 50% off and my Tinder match rate skyrockets, finally making me feel like I’m kinda cute or something. When I sit in the hottest date spot, Leo J. O'Donovan’s on the Waterfront, I hear the constant chatter of t...

February 29, 2020

Above: What the sad excuse for sex education that is public school health class taught me that intercourse is.

It’s already February and you know what that means: time to show your significant other(s) how much you really care. But if you’re anything like me, I’m...

January 17, 2020

The 2010s are finally coming to a close. We’ve all gone through so much this decade: two presidential elections, seven Kanye albums, the literal end of the world. I think it’s safe to say we’re ready to put the final nail in the coffin of these, let’s be honest,...

December 7, 2019

Recently, a new phenomenon has been sweeping the globe–or, should I say, non-globe. Flat Earth Theory has grown from a few idiots posting conspiracy videos online to thousands upon thousands of idiots posting conspiracy videos online.

In the past few months this...

December 7, 2019

ONE. Ignore your mother (or father, or both, or guardian adult of choice, depending on your distribution of emotional gravity and familial condition) entirely when you go home for the holiday. You don’t call her during the year anyway; why give her a crumb of yo...

October 31, 2019

It’s already October, and, as everyone knows, that means it’s already Halloween. And what better way to celebrate than by listening to me tell you what to wear! For the past few years, the Indy has made sure to keep you up to date with what’s in and what’s not i...

April 22, 2019

Me working on this article instead of summer internship applications.

The prime season for summer internship applications has already passed, and if you forgot to apply or weren’t good enough and got denied, don’t worry. Here are just a few of the many reasons yo...

April 22, 2019

Our estrella, Gael García Bernal.

This year I have had the privilege to embark on a cinematic journey through Spanish and Latinx films for my intensive intermediate and advanced Spanish classes. Here is a reseña, or review, of some of the films I watched in Spani...

April 1, 2019

Amy Schumer: Growing 

Connor Rush 

Have you ever wondered what new, borrowed material serial-joke-stealer Amy Schumer has seen and decided to pass off as her own lately? Even if you answered no, Netflix still has you covered with a new comedy special now available...

March 23, 2019

Cthulhu terrorizing the Georgetown University campus.

Disclaimer: The following is not a Georgetown-themed hentai. The title has been chosen to avoid any confusion the picture may have brought. Thanks for reading!

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