Hey Mates! Welcome to “Creature Watch,” your favorite show about nature’s most peculiar creations. Here in the Joseph Mark Lauinger Memorial Library, we’ve caught sight of an elusive creature in its natural habitat. Say hello to the Homo chattiusgptius!

Because what is a more enriching experience than standing in line in front of Gaston Hall for an indefinite amount of time? Now, that is the hallmark of the Georgetown experience. After an in-depth analysis of potential candidates, here are my fabulous top five.

My name is [redacted], and I'm a Duolingo addict. I didn't choose the owl life; the owl life chose me.