

A Reasonable Person’s Guide to Campus
Four years ago, the Indy Sass section decided to create a guide to campus for all incoming students. Because all of those who may have...

Jackson Foran
Oct 14, 2021


Derek Engen and Mitch Rimerman’s Contemporary Wanderings: An Inquiry into Met Gala Sartorial Trends
We are Derek and Mitch, and we’ve been working really hard to avoid seeing these Met Gala fits. This is the first time we’ve seen (most)...
Mitch and Derek
Oct 14, 2021


How To Write A Graduation Speech
Or, Go Forth and Set That Sh*t on Fire The spring is coming to an end, graduations are supposed to happen (hopefully I get to be a part...

Gary Simons
May 8, 2021


Local Student Listens to Music You “Probably Haven’t Heard Of”
When asked what type of music he enjoys, he replied with the following: “You probably haven’t heard of it."

Jackson Foran
May 7, 2021


To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern, (I’m looking at you, DeGoya) My name is Jimmy Richperson and I am a junior in the most pretentious school at...

Jackson Foran
Mar 29, 2021


‘Nah’ and Other Excuses To Not Watch A Movie Recommendation
Gary’s here... with 10 excuses sure to get you out of watching any movie recommendation.

Gary Simons
Feb 28, 2021


Vaccine Propaganda
Chances are, your Valentine’s Day was a bust. And not in a good way

Jackson Foran
Feb 27, 2021


A Visit from Saint Jack
Twas the night before finals, and the campus all through, Every student was weeping, that’s right, even you. The studying days were...

Jackson Foran
Dec 9, 2020


The Eternal Flame
There is an eternal flame that burns below every home. Like any fire, it can grow out of control. It can spread through your home and...

Gary Simons
Oct 30, 2020




