

Govball, Goofballs, Woodstock Wusses, and Why I Didn't Vote for Biden
I've been noticing the kids going to some music festivals. Whether it’s Lollahoopla, Cokesellar, or Governor’s Balls, they all miss that...
Anthony Bonavita and Brendan Hegarty
Nov 11, 2021


BIG BOOTIE MIX: Not For The Faint of Heart
Thanks to the rise of SoundCloud, virtually anyone these days can break into the music industry. Seriously, anyone. Remember your high...

Sabrina Shaffer
Nov 10, 2021


Cracking the Case: The "Truth" Behind The Eggings
Anyone who pays attention to Georgetown-related news has heard about the recent string of violent eggings. During the past September and...
Jackson Foran
Nov 10, 2021


A Reasonable Person’s Guide to Campus
Four years ago, the Indy Sass section decided to create a guide to campus for all incoming students. Because all of those who may have...

Jackson Foran
Oct 14, 2021


Derek Engen and Mitch Rimerman’s Contemporary Wanderings: An Inquiry into Met Gala Sartorial Trends
We are Derek and Mitch, and we’ve been working really hard to avoid seeing these Met Gala fits. This is the first time we’ve seen (most)...
Mitch and Derek
Oct 14, 2021


How To Write A Graduation Speech
Or, Go Forth and Set That Sh*t on Fire The spring is coming to an end, graduations are supposed to happen (hopefully I get to be a part...

Gary Simons
May 8, 2021


Local Student Listens to Music You “Probably Haven’t Heard Of”
When asked what type of music he enjoys, he replied with the following: “You probably haven’t heard of it."

Jackson Foran
May 7, 2021


To Whom It May Concern
To whom it may concern, (I’m looking at you, DeGoya) My name is Jimmy Richperson and I am a junior in the most pretentious school at...

Jackson Foran
Mar 29, 2021


‘Nah’ and Other Excuses To Not Watch A Movie Recommendation
Gary’s here... with 10 excuses sure to get you out of watching any movie recommendation.

Gary Simons
Feb 28, 2021


