Or, Go Forth and Set That Sh*t on Fire The spring is coming to an end, graduations are supposed to happen (hopefully I get to be a part...

When asked what type of music he enjoys, he replied with the following: “You probably haven’t heard of it."

To whom it may concern, (I’m looking at you, DeGoya) My name is Jimmy Richperson and I am a junior in the most pretentious school at...

I'm b*tches.

Gary’s here... with 10 excuses sure to get you out of watching any movie recommendation.

Chances are, your Valentine’s Day was a bust. And not in a good way

Twas the night before finals, and the campus all through, Every student was weeping, that’s right, even you. The studying days were...

There is an eternal flame that burns below every home. Like any fire, it can grow out of control. It can spread through your home and...

Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when kids eat too much candy, when teens throw toilet paper and eggs at homes, and when I...

… … … Sorry, about that I was muted. Speaking of Zoom, the actual term “zoom” angers me. Zoom used to be an expression for something that...