The Alex -constantly stressed -stops to pet every doggo -loves cooking but is too short to use the stove top -is foreign and makes it known The Brian -the music guy -too cool for school -seen in Lau at odd hours of the morning -E=mc^2 The Ben -tree -can’t use a microwave -calls vegetables ‘green’ -thinks basketball shorts are acceptable winter attire. The Reagan -small voice big heart -adorable -knows all of the things -probably not a member of the Communist Party The Eliza -will probably be President someday -the only person here who actually knows who to use InDesign -writes articles in exchange for Vanilla Oreos -thinks Teddy Graham is a real person The Kate -rare sightings in Heal Fam -sick glasses -never said anything anti-Hawaiian pizza -possibly pro-Hawaiian pizza The Austin -you probably know him from a class -“the Oxford comma is the ONLY reason you’re still alive.” -ain’t never a better stuffed animal salesperson in the state of Kentucky -proficient in podcasts The Maggie -the art talent scout -Marvel > DC -all smiles except in rugby -will break bones, but only on the field The Seo Young -cannot be reached via snapchat -constantly correcting name pronounciation (“sigh” young) -impulsively buys shoes -Spotify enthusiast PC: nuno_lopes / Pixabay; GTRus / Wikimedia; Allicom / GoodFreePhotos; Ram-Man / Wikimedia; theimpulsivebuy / Flickr; @joe_foodie / Wikimedia; Alexas_Fotos / Pixabay; hirobi / Pixabay; Alexas_Fotos / Pixabay