Breaking glass and the smell of burning rats Stealing 4 whole handles of dyed vodka Drinking 6 cups of coffee in the morning Eating copious amounts of cheap pizza Watching illegally streamed movies Climbing trees at like 3 in the dead of night Sneaking out of work 2 hours early on a regular basis Participating in a lot of public intoxication Oh yeah I forgot the time we almost killed 3 people with a golf cart