The Alex
-constantly stressed
-stops to pet every doggo
-loves cooking but is too short to use the stove top
-is foreign and makes it known
The Brian
-the music guy
-too cool for school
-seen in Lau at odd hours of the morning
-E=mc^2
The Ben
-tree
-can’t use a microwave
-calls vegetables ‘green’
-thinks basketball shorts are acceptable winter
attire.
The Reagan
-small voice big heart
-adorable
-knows all of the things
-probably not a member of the Communist Party
The Eliza
-will probably be President someday
-the only person here who actually knows who to use InDesign
-writes articles in exchange for Vanilla Oreos
-thinks Teddy Graham is a real person
The Kate
-rare sightings in Heal Fam
-sick glasses
-never said anything anti-Hawaiian pizza
-possibly pro-Hawaiian pizza
The Austin
-you probably know him from a class
-“the Oxford comma is the ONLY reason you’re still
alive.”
-ain’t never a better stuffed animal salesperson in the state of Kentucky
-proficient in podcasts
The Maggie
-the art talent scout
-Marvel > DC
-all smiles except in rugby
-will break bones, but only on the field
The Seo Young
-cannot be reached via snapchat
-constantly correcting name pronounciation (“sigh” young)
-impulsively buys shoes
-Spotify enthusiast
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